DRAM

You can finally download more RAM.

DRAM - Decentralized Random Access Memory. The internet joked about it for 20 years. Now you can actually click the button.

Frequently Asked (and unanswered) Questions

Is this real RAM?

No. It is decentralized RAM, which is much better because it does nothing and lives in your browser.

Will my computer get faster?

Spiritually.

Is there a token? A coin? Something to buy?

No. There is no token, no ticker, and nothing to trade. DRAM is just the name of the joke. Anyone selling you a "DRAM token" is not us.

Then what does "The Real Deal RAM" mode do?

It lets you voluntarily deposit a little SOL to our wallet as a tip for the joke. That transaction is the only thing that ever touches the blockchain. Simulate mode is identical fun for free.

What do I get?

A number that goes up and bragging rights. That's the whole product. We're being honest.